Jimmy the Sorry Sailor

Oh lighten up lil' Jimmy. You're not alone on this journey. Look at all these... friends.. you made. The pretty beaches you've accidentally stranded on littered with these magical-ish shells? You're not lost for no reason I mean your clothes are still looking fine and you found some booty you can't really spend because you're lost but I mean it's still shiny and gold and such. There's absolutely no reason to be upset.. so what if you can't find your boat back and you're tired of eating mangos? You're on a beach people would pay thousands for to lie on! 
 

- eissay